My kid just projectile pooped on me. I had to dig seedly orange/yellow crap out of my wedding band. Festive.
I did this to myself...
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"Popular opinion is the greatest lie in the world" ~Thomas Carlyle
Gil Elvgren (1914-1980)
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About Me
- Tara
- I am 30 something, married, with one kid, living in the Philly suburbs. I think I'm well adjusted, I don't hate my parents, I got lucky in the sister/brother-in-law department, my grandmother cracks me up, I like my job, contrary to popular belief I am not mean, sometimes I like to sit on the couch and do nothing.
Here, Stay Awhile
- Why do People Always Call the Cops on my Family?
- Done and Done
- A Rose by Any Other Name
- If you can't see it, don't try to shave it
- Sweet Valley High Anyone?
- Hey You, Big Girl
- Hugging at Work is Weird
- Everybody Loves a Jolly Rancher
- Ode to the Tamarind
- Ode to Aunt Flo
- Stripping for God
- Naked Gymnastics Anyone?
- Ode to the United Way
- What do the Lady Parts Doc & Cheesecake Factory have in Common?
- My Grandmother Needs a New Boyfriend
- Mmmbop, ba duba dop
- Who needs Karaoke?
- When Bad Suits Go Worse...
- Master of Suburban Warfare!
- Telemart, Telemart, Tel, Tel, Telemart!
- Ocean Handle! What's an Ocean Handle?
- I Think I'm Getting Old
- Sex, STDs & Misuse of Office Resources
- My Sister: A Holy Terror
What I'm Reading...
- Just Humor Me
- Awkward Family Photos
- OffBeat Bride
- Goths in Hot Weather
- xkcd - a Webcomic
- Passive Aggressive Notes
- Things My Boss Has Said
- Foobooz
- Dooce
- The Illadelph
- Kajal's World on a Page
- Overheard in Philly
- Texts from Last Night
- Sorry I Missed Your Party
- Fridge Watcher
- Bad Questions for Yahoo Answers
- Post Secret
- David Sedaris - My Hero
- Philly Skyline
- iCards!
Confirmation of what we all already know...I am average. Whee!
2 comments:
Actually your husband did it to you. He was the one who pumped you full of wine and got your guard down ;-)
Dad and I didn't say that until you were 12 years old!
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