On the train - I am retarded

So I'm on the Acela to DC and I have one of those wifi connection cards and there's this cute boy across the table from me. I'm chatting with Judy online and I decide that I'm going to take a picture of him with my phone and send it to her. I realize as I'm trying to take the picture without making it look like I'm taking a picture that my new phone has a window in the front of the phone that he can see when it's flipped open. Nice….. I am retarded.