“Are those the best prizes you can come up with?”
“How many times a day are you going to email us?"
"Quit junking up my inbox with your crap”
“Hey, your posters violate the Philadelphia fire code, please remove them immediately”
And my personal favorite, "I write because I care, I give because I have to"
You look a little shifty, must be a commie. Round 'em up.
Good Cause?: Protecting America from communist sympathisers & espionage by Soviet Agents