I spent three hours between two doctors offices. In this time I had my blood pressure checked twice, had my stomach lubed up three times and got naked once. I lead an exciting life these days. All is well although they expressed some concern when they couldn't get our friend to move. I explained that she really doesn't do much of anything until after 2PM. That's roughly the time Kung Fu Sally wakes up and starts her daily assault. Despite this fact, she failed the test. Great way to start things off... late and already failing tests.
Tonight we will make dinner with some friends and husband will get to see the ball drop for the very first time (and by default he will also get to see an almost dead Dick Clark). It's an exciting life we lead. Try to mask your jealousy so I don't feel badly about my spectacular existence.