- Do you wear it or put it on your wall?
- Does that text wrap all the way around to your ass crack or is that a quote on the packaging?
- Is Quaker guy, John Greenleaf Whittier, rolling over in his grave?
- Do you think he knew back in the 1890's that his poetry would some day be featured on someone's hoo ha?
- Who pays $13 for a white cotton thong?
- Why does it only come in size 0-4? Are larger women not allowed to wear Quaker poet butt floss?
Please help.
Or alternately, if you should decide you want to own this item - here is the link on Amazon.
1 comment:
OK - 1. I think they probably enlarged the font so it could be read. It's probably a lot smaller and fits on the full frontal portion of the floss.
2. I think a more important question to ask is why there's an option to put it on your wedding registry. Why yes - I'd like to make a statement with my wedding night unmentionables...thanks very much. Maybe they're for incredibly risque Quakers.
3. Why are you upset they only come up to size 4? Are YOU an incredibly risque Quaker?
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